Teacher: Do you love playing with chalk?
Me: Yes I do, but not that much.
Teacher: Is tape sticky?
Me: No it isn’t.
Teacher: That’s wrong, the tape is sticky.
Rainbow: Am I colorful?
Me: No, you aren’t.
Rainbow: Ok, could you bring me a lot of paint?
Me: Sorry, I don’t have enough paint for you.
Paper: Can you kill me scissors?
Scissors: Yes I can.
Paper: Ok kill me or cut me.
Scissors: Ok om, nom
Paper piece: We can’t stick together, we just need help.
Paper piece 2: I know we can’t.
Glue: Did I hear help?
Paper pieces: Yes, you did, you heard it right.
Glue: Can I help you guys?
Paper pieces: Yes you can.
Glue: Ok I’ll just help you.
Paper pieces: Yayyyy
Cardboard king: Why if cardboard dies, it turns into 3 old paper?
Cardboard king member: Because cardboard is made out of 1 wavy brown strong paper and 2 strong brown papers
Spider king: Why spiders shoot spiderwebs?
Spider: I don’t know.
String: Because spiderwebs are like sticky string and spiderwebs have the same name as spiders.
Me: Do you have some tape?
Ribbon: No, I don’t.
Tape: But I have tapes.
Glue: Tape you are mine.
Ribbon: I’m yours too, but you look a little bit empty.